Reticulating splines... Generating witty dialog... Swapping time and space... Adjusting flux capacitor... Spinning violently around the y-axis... Bending the spoon... Hacking The Planet... Providing inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors.... Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them... Checking the gravitational constant in your locale... Go ahead -- hold your breath! At least you're not on hold... We're testing your patience... Follow the white rabbit... The bits are flowing slowly today... It's not you. It's me. Counting backwards from Infinity Embiggening Prototypes... Do not run! We are your friends! Do you come here often? We're making you a cookie. Creating time-loop inversion field... Looking for exact change... All your web browser are belong to us... All I really need is a kilobit...